Lickin good yes?

I think I was in my late teens or early adulthood I saw this tribute show to the most powerful man in Singapore, and if I would have it Asia. There it was, his decorated education in UK, how he met his wife yada yada yada...

"While in UK my mind opened up"

Oh come on man what did you think he was saying? He was licking paper with his 'ommies people. He was kicking back sucking on a lollipop, brew and paper. All those lights, senses, sounds made him soak up with visions. Imagine this ....please..... while he was sharing a doob with his lover, he went "doooo-hoood, I think I make myself a country" And so he did. Who did he hook up with?

Silent Bob defence minister Dr Titty Obelix Tan. Do you recall him speaking at all? He has this permanent smile on his face. He has been surfing on that USA since he had munchies.

By the way, one of the most fundamental piece of equipment in genetics is the PCR (polymerase chain reaction) machine, which was spun up while the creator was trippin.

What did you think was happening when he started making silly remarks about M land. Flashbacks I tell you, all the way back to 1967. And that crying scene on TV... now that's what I call a bad trip. Probably the camera was trying to eat his head while the crew was chanting. Man he was lost like a virgin.


I dont know what I was drinking when this popped up. Surely you can see it right? .... right?


hmmm whats up bro? Gimme some love....


Disclaimer : All of the above are fictional and meant in very bad humour